what's al qaeda?
you know you're a part of it when america tells you, you are.
so what do i do when i am a part of al qaeda?
you blow yourself up. and some others along with you.
so how would you know i blew myself up ..and it wasn't someone else who blew me and others up?
because america knows others aren't part of al qaeda.
so okay.. i'm a part of al qaeda..so how would you know i blew myself and some others up ?
because al qaeda blows others up.
saddam hussain didn't blow himself up..?
he hid in a hole.
al qaeda hides in holes and caves.
i've never hidden in a hole..and have never been near a cave.
you're a sleeper - you hide among people.
and do what?
do what everyone else does.. until it's time to blow yourself up.
how would i know when ..to blow myself up?
america would issue a travel advisory on that - telling its people not to go anywhere near you because you're going to blow yourself up.
how would america know when to issue a travel advisory?
it has allies who know when you're going to blow yourself up.
how do the allies know when i am going to blow myself up?
because they know when america should issue a travel advisory.
and what if i refuse to blow myself up?
the allies would be angry because they wouldn't be able to tell america when you're going to blow yourself up.
they're going to hold you under house arrest until you agree to blow yourself up.
and what if i still refuse ?
america would be very angry because it wouldn't want its citizens to think it's so weak it can't issue even travel advisories..
the american president will warn you - you're with us or against us.